Saturday, April 16, 2016

Don't Ever Google 'Crocheted Sex Toy Cozy'

Earlier in the week over at the site I admin No Longer Quivering we quoted a lunatic fundamentalist pastor who warned that women's sex toys contained demons. If women's sex toys had demons in them then wouldn't the batteries last longer and you'd never be able to put them down.

After we all had a laugh over that I googled the above term. Oh lawdy NO! Here are some of the more safe for work things I turned up.

A bunch of sweaters for Mr. Happy.

I even got to see Granny Square abuse in the form of a crocheted dildo. Still not sure what the purpose is. Can you hide your vibrator in there?

And a dildo cozy....

All of which left me feeling like this.........

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