I've been too busy to update but here we are again.
One of the things I've often wondered about are those poor males that get forced into modeling duty for the uglier things people crochet. Are the crafters getting them drunk first before having them don these things? Blowjobs promised? What, what? You know there has to be something hinky going on to make a man willingly put on some of these.
This dude looks unnaturally serene, like he's thinking about puppies and poptarts or just ripped a huge bong hit. See what I mean?