Monday, June 20, 2016

Poisonous Crochet

Today I had an interesting experience. I was out shopping with a friend and I had to dissuade her from buying a shirt and cowboy hat that only needed torn up jeans and a bandana to make her look like the bastard love child of fat Axl Rose and Bret Michaels of Poison. The hat was a painted straw cowboy hat. Friends do not let friends dress up like Bret Michaels.

Which led me to wonder if there was any bizarre crochet of crochet dolls of the former Poison lead singer. The only doll I found was this dog chew toy of Michaels from his Pet Smart pet toy collection. I'm not sure I understand the corporate logic that equates Michaels with pets. The connection is seriously missing from here.


But apparently some crocheter took her love of Bret Michaels pretty far and did a portrait of him in yarn....she took it pretty far....


Is it just me or does he seem to have fetal alcohol syndrome eyes here?

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